To attain an Immortal Lightbody, Astral, Rainbow, Ankh body and a Nekh Body.
School: 300€/a week.
Miracle healing pricelist of Jussi Korkala (Judas Christ, now reborn twin brother of Jesus Christ 2000 years ago.)
Covered by some insurances! Ask your insurance provider! They like to get rid of continuous expenses!
Resurrections within 7 days of death for any cause: 1.000.000€.
All resurrections come with 20 additional years of life and all new internal organs.
All new internal organs: 25.000€.
Complete healing of any illness, injury, disability, handicap, cancer, crippledness, blindness, deafness or ANY OTHER MIRACULOUS HEAL, LIKE IN THE BIBLE 25.000€.
Bespoke healing and help for any other issues: 5.000€/hour but with PERMANENT RESULTS.
Possible BODY MODIFICATIONS for anyone on earth:
Biblical life length body modification.
Life expectancy: 200 years.
Price: 50.000.000€ – all other and the FOLLOWING body modifications are 25.000€.
Perfect digestion.
Tolerance for cold and heat so that heat strokes are not possible.
Easy tanning and unable to burn so that tan is only useful – no skin cancer possibility.
PMS pains removed and unable to have UTI.
Best endogenous endorphin system on earth.
Removal of all endogenous endorphin deficiencies.
Removal of cluster migraines, migraines and headaches.
Fixing of all damages caused by infections and an unprecedented infection resistance.
Best possible in little need for sleep so that 1 hour of sleep is completely sufficient for all rest in any 24h period.
Best on earth pain tolerance.
Hantavirus, Ebola and Chinavirus invulnerability.
Viral disease invulnerability.
Superstar athlete physique all around.
Completely painless anus.
Fixing of skeletal deformities such as clicking of jaws.
Removal of all allergies, a tolerant nose and body so invincible to any allergens.
A photograph of a hand after Archangel Michael improved allergy tolerance to a better level. It will soon be back to normal.
Removal of all muscle pulls á la superathlete.
Tendon strengthening to superathlete levels so there are no more tendon aches and removal of all strain pains.
Perfect visual, audio and word memory.
Star eyes.
Perfect vision.
Perfect night vision.
Removal of scars.
Superathlete’s lungs and heart.
Tolerant immune system unable to get sick or be allergic.
Superathlete’s stamina, speed and bodybuilding ability.
Supermodel teeth and fixing of old teeth damages and gums.
Supermodel lips.
DNA changes to be more intelligent.
New blood vessels.
Better voice á la mezzo-soprano, contratenor or any other voice improvements.
Completely healthy toes, fingers and their nails.
Perfect skeletal strength of a superathlete.
Healing of all possible skin moles, beauty marks and lymph nodes so they can never be anything but beneficial.
Complete cancer resistance in the body and all organs.
Hearing of a superstar musician.
DNA changes to heal all psychological and psychiatric conditions including PTSD, paranoia, depression, mania and panic attacks.
Strengthening of wrists, joints, knees and legs to superathelete’s level.
Removal of all joint pain and arthritis.
Removal of canckles to have supermodel legs.
Better nose, palate and taste á la a superstar food and wine professional.
Removal of all stress, stress hormones and complete stress tolerance.
Perfect digestion, digestion and bowel movements will not hurt anymore.
Perfect tolerant stomach fit for competitive eating.
Better dexterity á la superstar class.
Nausea resistance.
Fixing of chipped teeth and broken molars or other dental problems, perfect gums and teeth, removal and reversal of all cavities, filing of teeth where small cracks are to correct them to be perfect, regrowth of useful removed teeth.
Removal of all wrinkles, bad skin, dry skin, eye bags and black eye bags for supermodel skin.
Better hair quality and looks á la supermodel hair.
And so on! Ask me and you shall receive!
Never for free. You have already carried your money to the doctors, why not invest in your health,? You get everything from a real Son of God.
About Miracle Healing:
Unless it’s something that takes speed-miracles, like resurrections (I did a few full hospital morgues) – new organs take time. Anhormone, which will change the structure of organs and even bone, it comes from Above when I command you to get it, from Archangels Michael and Gabriel – is involved. You WILL FEEL IT and know that it’s happening.
Anhormone will physically show up as a bone-like substance, the one being healed will notice it.
For example, to heal or to BODY MODIFICATIONS IMPROVE a stomach, lots of anhormone for a long duration of time is required. I recommend wet wipes for toilet use to avoid somewhat painful diarrhea associated with anhormones in the stomach.
The patient involved, should eat 3 times as much food as usual to really pig out.
It turns into new flesh and fortunate energies.
They should also have 3 times as much as usual to drink – for the entire duration of the recovery, it may take 12-36 months.
No tapwater. Not even in Russ-Peter-Land or New York City – even though tapwater tastes good in them, it’s no good.
Better quality pricier food and drinks contain more Chi – silver, gold and diamond. It is an absolute rule of thumb! Pricey wine, whisky and food = more Chi.
Canned/dried/frozen food have almost no Chi, it is no good. It is only useful to engorge sustenance in an emergency.
Any viral diseases such as AIDS can be healed too. Just like that. Follow up with bloodwork to know you are healed.
You bet your lunch sandwich that a Really Powerful Wizard such as me can Do all of this. I am a Walking God on Earth. The closest you will ever get to meet him. That is what a genuine Son of God means.
Covered by some insurances! Ask your insurance provider! They like to get rid of continuous expenses!
6.7.2026
Today, Jussi Korkala (Judas Christ reborn) RESURRECTED all the dead who were dead less than 7 days in all hospital morgues in Spain and 500 other morgues.
I have begun to heal ALL Spanish residents, permanent residents and passport holders GLOBALLY of HIV/AIDS.
I am Doing this as a service to my country of Spain and an obscene display of powers over life and death.
If you belong in this group, please follow the recovery instructions written earlier on this webpage.
Pax Domini nostri Iesu Christi sit cum omnibus vobis.
The peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all.
11.7.2026
Just wait until you get blue bloods feels with a biblical lifespan body modification.
You will feel like you can punch through a brick wall à la a Terminator 800.
With body modifications for superstar athlete’s physique for Ninjitsu, Jiujitsu, Karate, Boxing, Systema and Krav Maga and abilities like practiced for 60 years you can throw nerds to the wall by the throat all day long.
All real Samurais were Awakened, thus Godly, supernatural powers.
Five finger death punch is massage of the heart so it stops á la reverse cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
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